Comrade Isuamara Samuel C. The President of the Faculty Of Social Sciences Students’ Association (FOSSSA), invites all and sundry to the Inaugural lecture of Professor J.O Onwuka in a press release, which read:
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT, FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCES STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION (FOSSSA).
Notice of our immediate past Dean (Professor J.O Onwuka’s) inaugural lecture.
This is to inform all citizens of the above mentioned faculty, and Absu at large that our immediate past Dean Prof. J.O Onwuka , will be on stage by 22nd January 2020 (next Wednesday), to present his inaugural lecture.
Now let me burst your bubbles small. Professor J.O Onwuka is not just a Scholar but a teacher. And he is known for using Scintillating Fables to Euphorically narrating and explaining his topics/subjects in a way that it will be comprehendible to even the dumbest in the class.
Please come and harvest his academic and intellectual capacity with us.
However, because he is from our great faculty, it is germane that all citizens of Fosssa come out in mass to support him. And because of the inaugural lecture, there will be no lectures on Wednesday, to ensure that everyone is a partaker of it.
I hereby urge all the students to appear in their departmental wears, as you comes to benefit from this academic empowerment.
Date : 22nd January, 2020.
Venue: @ school Auditorium.
Time : 11am prompt.
COMRADE SAMUEL C. ISUAMARA